Joke apparel for people who remember

We were the last kids to grow up analog
and the first adults to grow old digital.

We had the best childhood ever recorded — and almost none of it was recorded, because nobody was filming. So we are printing it ourselves.

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Friends laughing together at a house party. One of them wears the purple Cool Millennialz tee that reads: We used to burn CDs to make our favorite playlists.
The one that starts conversations
Comfort Colors® 1717Garment-dyedPrinted on orderFree US shipping

The First Drop

Don't Pick Up The Phone! Dial-Up Tee in Light Green

Don't Pick Up The Phone! — Dial-Up Tee

Don't Pick Up The Phone! — Dial-Up Tee
$29.99
Freezies and Chill Corner Store Tee in Black

Freezies and Chill — Corner Store Tee

Freezies and Chill — Corner Store Tee
$29.99
My Mom Made Me Hang Up The Phone Clothesline Tee in Light Blue

My Mom Made Me Hang Up The Phone — Clothesline Tee

My Mom Made Me Hang Up The Phone — Clothesline Tee
$29.99
Sometimes Machines Need a Little Bit of Smacking CRT Tee in Navy

Sometimes Machines Need a Little Bit of Smacking — CRT Tee

Sometimes Machines Need a Little Bit of Smacking — CRT Tee
$29.99
The Original "Rewind" Button Cassette Tee in Grey

The Original "Rewind" Button — Cassette Tee

The Original "Rewind" Button — Cassette Tee
$29.99
We Used to Burn CDs Campfire Tee in Dark Green

We Used to Burn CDs — Campfire Tee

We Used to Burn CDs — Campfire Tee
$29.99

One memory
per shirt.

We burned CDs. We rewound tapes. We waited through forty seconds of modem noise for one photo to load one line at a time. The waiting was half the fun.

Every shirt is one specific memory, printed large enough to start a conversation in a parking lot.

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